Quote for February 4th, 2012

"Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show." -David Cort

Quote for January 29th, 2012

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -Billy Crystal (1947 - )

Quote for January 25th, 2012

S"ex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex."  -Val (Woody Allen) Hollywood Ending

Quote for January 21st, 2012

"Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."  -Unknown

Quote for January 12th, 2012

Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. -Anon., one of Murphy's Laws on Sex

Quote for January 11th, 2012

Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. -Andy Rooney

Quote for January 6th, 2012

 "Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement."
-Charles Bukowski